Knees up Mother Brown....

It all started harmlessly enough.
A free Bollywood dance lesson in the park before crashing onto the Indian wedding scene in a few days time. But then champagne was added and moves like 'opening the newspaper' and 'the victory gallop' didn't seem so easy after all. The instructor had a beautiful way of describing the moves such as 'now imagine you've washed your hands but there's not towel and you need to flick the water away' (see above). Or, 'put your arms out to the side and imagine there's an insect on your hip that you want to shoo off'. And the 'roll up a wet towel and try and flick someone with it'. Or did I just make that one up......
With only 3 days to go until Round One of the wedding madness begins, the true test will be whether I can remember how to do 'the wheelbarrow' when I hit the dance floor.